September 2011
23 posts
August 2011
34 posts
Photobooth →
Walk-in tintypes for $40 50!
me: hey boss, can i use your computer?
boss: of course!
computer: PORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORN
me: wowie! uh, bioquip, microscopy, tools, stages...
Feeling rosy
1. Sold gypsy dress for $55 on Etsy.
2. Got perfect in-the-meantime job and a free cake to boot.
3. Wrote a couple requesting a wedding photographer and received this a few hours later:
Hi Erin,
This is Dave. You lived with Emily and I, plus four others and a few cats, on Ashby Ave circa 2007!
I just tried giving you a call to set up an interview but your phone says that...
– T-MOBILE, I AM DONE WITH YOU!
Hardly Strictly Bluegrass 2011 →
whoa!
Living in: The Sound of Music →
Goat marionette!
This is his frog pillow. He humps it three times a day. People seem to think...
– Catsitting
“Look Book” Meets the Newlyweds on Day One of... →
I think the world has become more anti-social because of… computers (makes...
– Old man sizing me up