you gotta have ganas (via npr)
lady: so this is what i was telling you about.
man: oh, so do you eat the skin?
lady: nope, just the inside.
man: how do you prepare it? do you boil it?
lady: nope, you just slice it open and eat it like fruit.
where can i see this?? and am i too old to want to?
+:10 11 hours added to my life -:no europe (but i’m pretty sure this wasn’t happening anyway. and from what i hear about past trips, this might actually be a +). happy day
this had everybody in my carpool crying →
i went to school with this creep →
we weren’t friends.
You who come to pull [my hair], I will not let you pull [my hair].– inscription on magic brick from king tut’s tomb
Click! Polaroid Snaps Back On The Scene →
do these people not know about fujifilm? and what does lady gaga have to do with anything?
Save the Day →
one of the best this american life episodes in awhile Act One. Midlife Cowboy. James Spring had hit his late 30s, and found his life utterly unremarkable. He needed to do something big. So James decided to try to rescue two kids who had been kidnapped by suspected murderers, and taken to Mexico.
CONAN: This is TALK OF THE NATION. Im Neal Conan in Washington. We're talking today about bullies.
MARY (Caller): Yes.
CONAN: Hi, Mary, you're on the air. Go ahead, please.
MARY: I'm a bully.
CONAN: Who did you bully?
MARY: You're using the past tense. I used the present tense. I am a bully.
CONAN: And who do you bully then?
MARY: Anyone who's weaker than me, just as I explained to you that you used past tense instead of the present tense, that's a form of bullying, and I do it all the time, and it makes me feel more powerful. It makes me feel better than I know I am. It makes me feel in control, none of which I am.
CONAN: Mary, I have to say that as a child I was bullied. I could take you. That wasn't bullying from my point of view.
MARY: Are you bragging?
CONAN: No, no, no, no. I was saying...
MARY: Yes, you are. Of course you are. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes you are. Of course you are: I can take you, Mary. What are you bragging about?
CONAN: No, what I was trying to say...
MARY: Don't stutter. Don't stutter. You're bragging. Yes, I am a bully.
CONAN: Now you're getting onto it.
“When the vote count hit the magic number of 216 - the minimum needed to pass the bill - Democrats hugged and cheered in celebration and chanted: “Yes we can!”
loud and in unison on the bus
kristin: it smells like feet!
me: it smells like chips!
flickr is silly
Hi, I’m an admin for a group called Hippo◈Cum, and we’d love to have this added to the group!
i want to watch billy elliott again. (the smith...
Are you sure you want to deactivate your account? Your 210 friends will no longer be able to keep in touch with you. Ellen will miss you Sarah will miss you Lisa will miss you jennifer will miss you Felicia will miss you
this cutie is parked up the hill from my apartment. maybe one day i’ll have the need/money/space.
i don’t really care for this...
Platinum Behind-the-Scenes Tour at the California... →
almost famous that’s my hand creepily petting the pelt!
fourfour: Waaah! Don't read my Oscars recap! →
“I’mma let you finish, but Prudence had one of the best handicaps of all time!”
i'm an idiot
bus driver: so how's school?
me: i'm not in school.
bus driver: oh, well you just showed me your cal bus pass.
me: (fuck) oh, well i started and then i stopped..?
bus driver: i don't wanna know!
i went dancing in my snow boots last night.